My Sister Fuckin' Drummer
New song to play at the garden thing. What a stupid thing. How I got roped into it I have no idea. This one's called "My Sister Fuckin' Drummer"

I always thought the guy was boring
Now I find out the bastard's scoring
How he does it I'd really like to know
He's a guy that's got nothing good to show
Now he's always gone and 'e just wants to kiss her
My boring-ass drummer is fuckin' my sister

All I did was ask him to feed the cat
Now I find out he's feeding more than that
I did my time and when I was free
I learn my sister's fuckin' Tatsunori

Ohhh Mori Tatsunori I don't know how it started
But now I can't seem to get you two parted
You're connected at the bad parts and I just can't make it stop
And what makes it worse: my sister's on top

Fuckin' Tatsunori is a sister fuckin' fuck
Thoughts of him fuckin' make me want to upchuck
Fuck fuck fuck you sister fuckin' fuck
You bangin' my sister was just fuckin' luck

Ohhh my sister's got a fetish and its ugly nerdy fucks
He thinks that he's a jock but at tennis he just sucks
She's got a scruffy fetish and she likes his messy hair
I wonder if her fetish still applies down there

Mori Tatsunori: The sister fucking fuck
You may think I care, but I don't give a fuck
Good luck with her, just keep on truckin'
I think we all know I'm rhyming that with fuckin'