Head of Lettuce
Oh man. So apparently hot chicks are reading my journal! Well, they at least read all the posts that they hate. Either way, I figured I'd better educate myself about those dirty meat farms if I ever want to score with mega-hot chicks. So I did what every guy who aspires to be a rockstar would do. Me 'n Mori got together and wrote some lyrics. I'm on guitar and vocals and Mori is on drums. We SUCK, but we don't really care. Anyway, here's how the song goes. It's called "Head of Lettuce."

You think that it's wrong, to eat a little meat
But I must oppose, I think that it's neat
But girl your rack, it's just so sweet
So I say to you, girl, we just must compete

For you I'll eat a leaf, you know that it's true
And all that I ask is that you change some too
I'll eat up your garden and vegetable stew
Now you eat my meat! I've saved it for you!

(chorus)Head! ...of lettuce! Head! ...of lettuce! Just give me some head! ...of lettuce!

....Yeah, that's about as far as we got in composing the song. From there we just started jamming for like, half an hour and occasionally yelled out 'Head! ...of lettuce!' By the way, in that part of the song, I yell "head," and Mori adds "of lettuce." I wonder if I should mention that Fernando was on backup vocals, cuz she was yelling her head off since I've been letting her into the garage while we jam. Yeah, so I'm out. Eat me, veggie bitches!

Peace,
Uchimura