Uchimura Kyousuke (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} sombrero_stud) wrote,@ 2005-07-06 20:29:00 |
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Prison changes a man....
I'm finally out of the slammer. I've done my time. Prison is hell. BUT! Guess what!? I had bitches! That's right, these two other kids were my bitches! See, the first day in there, I pretended to stab Mori, then I told people that he was being taken off to the hospital wing. So these two dudes were just incredibly submissive. They like, brought me shit. It was cool. Granted, there was usually no stuff to bring me, but still, they could've.
Still, it sucked ass. The police guys were nice enough I guess. They let me try to use my one phonecall usually a couple times a day. I just wish the call would've fuckin' gone through! Somebody needs to get Mom off the phone once in a while. She claims she was never on the phone because she was 'waiting to hear from me because she was concerned.' What a load of shit.
But prison changes a man.... NOT! It just changes the shit I gotta do! Like I'm on probation or some shit like that. I have to do stuff for old people now. Not only old people, but also FAT people! That's right! Greasy, gelatin-like fatasses! I have to do stuff for this one fat guy that is bigger than my fuckin' house. I do stuff for him because he can't LEAVE the house! Damn people are stupid! There's also this crazy nutbag. I have no witnesses, but I swear to other people's gods that he bit me! I'm going to the doctor tomorrow for my rabies shot. Just in case.
Why is it that when I get home everything is all weird though? Neesan has been really friendly to me. I thought she was gonna kick my ass for gettin' thrown in the slammer. She pretty much kicks my ass for everything. Not that she CAN kick my ass, but she tries to. But it's weird. All day today she was walking around whistling Metallica's "Enter Sandman." In the shower she was singing some other song. I don't know the song though. A little help here? She said "I don't know what your name is. I don't know what your name is. I wanna take you tonight." Beats the hell out of me, but she was singin' it in the shower.
Even Fernando is acting all nice. She's all loving and shit. And speaking of shit, she even smells better than I'd remembered! Weird shit, yo.
I'm finally out of the slammer. I've done my time. Prison is hell. BUT! Guess what!? I had bitches! That's right, these two other kids were my bitches! See, the first day in there, I pretended to stab Mori, then I told people that he was being taken off to the hospital wing. So these two dudes were just incredibly submissive. They like, brought me shit. It was cool. Granted, there was usually no stuff to bring me, but still, they could've.
Still, it sucked ass. The police guys were nice enough I guess. They let me try to use my one phonecall usually a couple times a day. I just wish the call would've fuckin' gone through! Somebody needs to get Mom off the phone once in a while. She claims she was never on the phone because she was 'waiting to hear from me because she was concerned.' What a load of shit.
But prison changes a man.... NOT! It just changes the shit I gotta do! Like I'm on probation or some shit like that. I have to do stuff for old people now. Not only old people, but also FAT people! That's right! Greasy, gelatin-like fatasses! I have to do stuff for this one fat guy that is bigger than my fuckin' house. I do stuff for him because he can't LEAVE the house! Damn people are stupid! There's also this crazy nutbag. I have no witnesses, but I swear to other people's gods that he bit me! I'm going to the doctor tomorrow for my rabies shot. Just in case.
Why is it that when I get home everything is all weird though? Neesan has been really friendly to me. I thought she was gonna kick my ass for gettin' thrown in the slammer. She pretty much kicks my ass for everything. Not that she CAN kick my ass, but she tries to. But it's weird. All day today she was walking around whistling Metallica's "Enter Sandman." In the shower she was singing some other song. I don't know the song though. A little help here? She said "I don't know what your name is. I don't know what your name is. I wanna take you tonight." Beats the hell out of me, but she was singin' it in the shower.
Even Fernando is acting all nice. She's all loving and shit. And speaking of shit, she even smells better than I'd remembered! Weird shit, yo.
