I LOVE MY SCHOOL
Okay, so at first I was pretty upset at my recent assignment. Yeah, go out and advertise LIPSTICK! Talk about a shit job... At least that's what I thought at first. I was out there for about three hours today.

Hour One: Me: "Excuse me, ma'am, but would you like this flyer about lipstick? It's umm, good."

Hour Two-Three: (this is where it gets good... after a run-in with my sister I managed to procure a bit of lipstick) "Excuse me, ma'am, this lipstick which I am sampling for you (...no comment) is the absolute best lipstick known to man. I say that because I know all men like the FEEL of this lipstick. Would you like to test it?"

So in the long run, I kept a tally, and I made out with seventeen horny school girls! ....also one old lady, but it was for a good cause... actually, I was caught on my experiment, and one of my teachers walked by and asked if I was really using that strategy, and I said 'of course' so I think she sent in a plant to see. So yeah, she stood and watched while the old lady came by and well... yeah... The great thing about it all was the praise I got from my teacher. She watched the old lady personally sign up for six tubes of lipstick... Do they come in tubes? Bah, I don't know what the real name is. I was just glad so many chicks were so willing (cough -fuckin' retarded and gullible as hell) to do it... Wonder when my teacher'll let me advertise condoms... *wink wink*