Uchimura Kyousuke ([info]sombrero_stud) wrote,
@ 2005-05-08 13:54:00
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It's not over!
Ha. And you thought your family would win sooooo easily, didn't you? Well it looks like we're tied so far now, doesn't it? Sure, your dad and your brother may have destroyed us in the three-legged race (cheaters) but who was it that won the ice cream eating contest? That's right. NOBODY eats ice cream like my mom. And who won the darts contest? That's right. Yours truly. I kick ass at darts. And your challenge of a Halo 2 contest was complete bullshit. You can go straight to hell for that one. But it's 2-2 and your family is going down! We'll see you next Sunday Sunday Sunday! Bitches.


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[info]metalmastermori
2005-05-08 09:34 pm UTC (link)
That ice cream eating contest was certainly scary. I mean, your mom isn't all that big, ya know? For someone that thin, she sure could put that stuff away. But you cheated with all that darts nonsense. You didn't even TRY to eat the ice cream, then while we all have ice cream headaches, you beat us at darts. Cheater.

The Halo 2 thing was because of my dad. He's like "Son, pick an event that you KNOW you can beat your shrimpy friend at," so I was like, "Well I beat him at Halo 2 a lot," so my dad's like, "DO IT!" I'm pretty sure it was the only time I've ever played video games with my dad behind me screaming praise. "Good job, Tatsunori! (to my mom) That's good, right? (to me) Y-yeah! Win! Win! Win! Shoot him with your BFG or whatever!"

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