Uchimura Kyousuke ([info]sombrero_stud) wrote,
@ 2005-05-01 12:25:00
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Umm.... oops?
I have horrible news. See, I've never exactly checked, and today I learned something fairly awkward. Fernando is kind of.... a girl kitty. Guess I should've paid better attention to things like that. Even the vet must've assumed I knew. I just thought she was retarded. She was all, "Your kitty, umm, Fernenda- I'm sorry, this handwriting is atrocious, is fine." Hmm...

See, I found that all out today when Neesan came into my room and started playing with Fernando and asked me, "So what's her name anyway?" to which I said, "It's a boy actually, and his name is Fernando." So then she's like, "Cats aren't birds, then don't just retract!" and then lifted Fernando up to give me a nice, long, inches from my nose, look at Fernando's underside.

...I'm just glad I found out before Fernando got pregnant. That would've been an awkward situation. Oh well. Poor Fernando, since as it turns out, I'm still calling her Fernando.

Peace,
Uchimura


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