[Everyone but Mori. Listen, I'm not sure how many of you know me or Mori, but I'm tryin' to do something. My sister told me to. So right to it then. I'm throwing Mori a surprise party. His birthday's April umm.... 18th! I think. So I know not many people know him, but it's open to like, anybody. I haven't decided what kind of party it'll be. I'll have to see how many people can go. So if you're interested, RSVP! Pronto! Oh, and if Mori asks any of you what this 'everybody but him' post is all about, just tell him I called him a 'dipshit retard faggot' or something. And just in case he sees this post and skims RSVP comments, just comment with 'I know! That guy's dumb as hell!' That way I'll know I can count you in.]