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Friday, March 4th, 2005
7:26p - Why oh why did I take this cat?
Moments in idiocity. Last night Fernando de la Cama was being very very very loud. Enough that he woke my mom up. I saw the light in the hallway go on, so you know what I did!? I dove out of bed, chucked Fernando inside my closet, kicked my bed post, curled up on the ground and started yelling "Ow ow ow ow" since it sounded like "meow meow meow." My mom believed it, and for good reason. That hurt. Really really bad.

Now I'm trying to think of ways to train Fernando to shut the fuck up. Today on the way home from school I checked out a cat training book at the library. I've only glanced through it since well, I hate reading, but one thing it says is "feed your cat." I may have to try that someday. Also it suggests things like a litter box... that one puts me in quite the predicament. On the one hand, litter smells, so it'd be hard to hide it. On the other hand, it'd certainly be better than using Mori's old magazines (but don't tell him that. He has no idea. I just hope he doesn't bring over current issues, because if Fernando's gotta go, he's gotten pretty good about finding the magazine).

Oh, here's an interesting thing too. There's an article for a cat leash. Do cats like to go on walks? Hrm. Guess I'll stop by the petstore tomorrow and see if they have any there. Maybe he'll shut up if I just walk him a bit. Oh well, gotta go. Mori's at the door. Heh, and the poor bastard brought over one of his magazines. Boy he's in for some news.

Peace,
Uchimura

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