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Wednesday, March 2nd, 2005
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2:37p - My Secret
First off, thanks to Mori for customizing my journal here. Like hell if I knew what he was doing. I'm just glad he didn't make the whole thing pink or something. I'd say thanks to him, but his computer is still in the shop, so ha!
So listen guys. Can you all keep a secret from my parents? I really don't want them to find out, though it'll start getting really hard to keep the secret. My Fudo bros might remember how I kept leaving my hat outside the club room whenever we went in there. Mori tells me there was a theory that I didn't like wearing my hat indoors because it's rude to wear hats indoors. But no, that's not it. Manners are for queers. The real reason is that there were a few times last year that I noticed really weird clumps of hair in my hat after I left it out there for a while. Old grey clumps. And fuck all of you, it's not mine! My hair is silver! But I started leaving it out there to see if I could figure out what old mother fucker is wearing my hat.
So I found the answer a few days ago. I was the first out of the club room and I ran over where I'd been stashing my hat, and I found this cute, er- MANLY kitty cat. One of the many strays around the school. He was just so damn cute that I couldn't send him away. So I took him to the vet yesterday (spent all my fuckin' allowance for the past two months...) and got him his shots. Now he lives "quietly" in my room.
In fact, you'll notice the icon I made of him. It's kinda bad quality because it was taken with Mori's old digital camera, but you can still make out a very choice shot of my bed sheets with American supermodel Petra Nemcova... you know, her name doesn't sound very American. I should try to figure out what nationality she is... bah, fuck that. That's too much work. She's hot though.
Anyway, in case any of you were wondering, I've already named him. I've named him after my own nickname, and since I am Fernando de los Sombreros (I'll blame Mori since I can't remember who gave me that stupid nickname), my cat's name is Fernando de la Cama since it turns out the only thing he likes more than my hat is my bed.
Now if anybody can think of ways I can sneak home catfood without my mom finding out, I'd be very grateful to know them. Fernando de la Cama is getting hungry and he's not too keen on my new "veggies diet" (Mom's idea, not mine. I can't wait till she's off the healthy kick).
Peace,
Uchimura
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