Uchimura Kyousuke (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} sombrero_stud) wrote,@ 2005-03-19 20:40:00 |
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The secret is out
Hey guys. It's time for some life updates here. I'll start with the tennis related business.
Tennis buisness, I just wanted everybody to know that Sakurai is getting really good. I played doubles with him today. We basically swapped partners, so it was me and Sakurai versus Mori and Ishida. It was a strange match since doubles players tend to learn their partners' strategies. So in the long run, I sealed Mori, Mori sealed me, Sakurai sealed Ishida, and Ishida sealed Sakurai. Still, there's no way to completely seal any of us. Especially me. I'm working on a new move to go along with my front kill strategy.
[I've found that to volley at the net, you really can't put much power into the ball or you hit it way past the baseline. All you do is let the ball reflect and you're done as long as you can keep your racket stiff enough. My new move is a straight shot at somebody at the net that's supposed to look like a simple volley, but it actually has so much backspin on it that if you don't put any power into the return, it falls straight down. Most net players play so far back that it'll just fall right on their side.
I don't know a whole heck of a lot of people this move would work on, but I do know one. Seigaku's Kikumaru Eiji. I hate that guy. And if he's gonna show off and do those behind the back shots at me, I'm gonna make him look like a complete tool when his showoff tennis backfires on him. I hate that guy.]
So back to Sakurai. He's pretty good. His serve gets better and better. I don't think the ball does anything funky with spins and stuff, but my GOD he's accurate. He also did a nice job of backing me up while I was at the net. He covers the baseline like a mad man! Too bad I didn't play doubles with him this year! We could've taken ANYBODY on! Even Yamabuki's doubles would be crying after we gave them the beating of their lives! Fuckin' Yamabuki. "Oh Uchimura and Mori! You guys lost and you weren't even IN a car accident!" Shut the fuck up! All of you! I'm sick of hearing that shit. We were a bit brought down by the rest of the team. Everybody was all groggy and non-engergetic and stuff. And the coach! The hell's up with that guy anyway!? I swear if we would've had one more game, I would've aimed for their coach's ugly face. Just to see if he's paying attention!
Sorry for the tangent there everybody. Now onto the fun stuff. My secret is out. The other day Neesan found Fernando. Stupid Fernando. He wasn't sticking to the plan. We trained for like, two weeks straight! Door opens, and he's supposed to hide under the bed. So Neesan just opens the door and he runs RIGHT TO HER! Begging her for "food." As IF I don't feed him enough! I feed him half a can every morning! And he's always got access to his dry food dispenser thing.... OH SHIT! He has no water! No wonder he keeps trying to drink out of the toilet!
So yeah, now I'm being blackmailed by Neesan, so if anyone wants to talk to me tomorrow, fat chance. I have to go shopping with her tomorrow. She wants to try on clothes, so I get to carry all her bags for her. And don't forget her purse. I get to sit in "the chair" and watch her purse while she tries on skirts. She loves trying on skirts. Shirts not so much. She only wears button-up shirts, and the mall closest to us doesn't have as many of those. Only the over-your-head style. She hates those. They mess up her hair. If you don't know her, then let's just say that's a sin to mess up her hair. I'll try to sum up her hair issues real quick. There was a concert she planned for like, EVER! The day finally came around, and she missed the concert because her hair wasn't setting JUST RIGHT! She's dumb as hell... Also, she's borrowing my computer. Right now. It's another part of the whole blackmail thing. Guess I'll go get Fernando some water.
Peace,
Uchimura
Hey guys. It's time for some life updates here. I'll start with the tennis related business.
Tennis buisness, I just wanted everybody to know that Sakurai is getting really good. I played doubles with him today. We basically swapped partners, so it was me and Sakurai versus Mori and Ishida. It was a strange match since doubles players tend to learn their partners' strategies. So in the long run, I sealed Mori, Mori sealed me, Sakurai sealed Ishida, and Ishida sealed Sakurai. Still, there's no way to completely seal any of us. Especially me. I'm working on a new move to go along with my front kill strategy.
[I've found that to volley at the net, you really can't put much power into the ball or you hit it way past the baseline. All you do is let the ball reflect and you're done as long as you can keep your racket stiff enough. My new move is a straight shot at somebody at the net that's supposed to look like a simple volley, but it actually has so much backspin on it that if you don't put any power into the return, it falls straight down. Most net players play so far back that it'll just fall right on their side.
I don't know a whole heck of a lot of people this move would work on, but I do know one. Seigaku's Kikumaru Eiji. I hate that guy. And if he's gonna show off and do those behind the back shots at me, I'm gonna make him look like a complete tool when his showoff tennis backfires on him. I hate that guy.]
So back to Sakurai. He's pretty good. His serve gets better and better. I don't think the ball does anything funky with spins and stuff, but my GOD he's accurate. He also did a nice job of backing me up while I was at the net. He covers the baseline like a mad man! Too bad I didn't play doubles with him this year! We could've taken ANYBODY on! Even Yamabuki's doubles would be crying after we gave them the beating of their lives! Fuckin' Yamabuki. "Oh Uchimura and Mori! You guys lost and you weren't even IN a car accident!" Shut the fuck up! All of you! I'm sick of hearing that shit. We were a bit brought down by the rest of the team. Everybody was all groggy and non-engergetic and stuff. And the coach! The hell's up with that guy anyway!? I swear if we would've had one more game, I would've aimed for their coach's ugly face. Just to see if he's paying attention!
Sorry for the tangent there everybody. Now onto the fun stuff. My secret is out. The other day Neesan found Fernando. Stupid Fernando. He wasn't sticking to the plan. We trained for like, two weeks straight! Door opens, and he's supposed to hide under the bed. So Neesan just opens the door and he runs RIGHT TO HER! Begging her for "food." As IF I don't feed him enough! I feed him half a can every morning! And he's always got access to his dry food dispenser thing.... OH SHIT! He has no water! No wonder he keeps trying to drink out of the toilet!
So yeah, now I'm being blackmailed by Neesan, so if anyone wants to talk to me tomorrow, fat chance. I have to go shopping with her tomorrow. She wants to try on clothes, so I get to carry all her bags for her. And don't forget her purse. I get to sit in "the chair" and watch her purse while she tries on skirts. She loves trying on skirts. Shirts not so much. She only wears button-up shirts, and the mall closest to us doesn't have as many of those. Only the over-your-head style. She hates those. They mess up her hair. If you don't know her, then let's just say that's a sin to mess up her hair. I'll try to sum up her hair issues real quick. There was a concert she planned for like, EVER! The day finally came around, and she missed the concert because her hair wasn't setting JUST RIGHT! She's dumb as hell... Also, she's borrowing my computer. Right now. It's another part of the whole blackmail thing. Guess I'll go get Fernando some water.
Peace,
Uchimura
